Wednesday, August 24, 2011


"I'M A BABY, I WEAR DIAPERS ON MY HEAD." 
- Jon Billet










Phony Writing


"Phony Writing"



You don't know if it's going to rain on Monday.

Monday knows.

Monday even knows what the weather will be like for the rest of Mondays.

So do the other days of the week.

A banana and a pear couldn't care.

Neither does the sky as it passes by.

I drink air and pee waterfalls.

Cars don't run on gas.

They run on people.

The holes in the head are almost as big as the rear's ears.

Why not be crazy?

Life is!

Time is passed and so is everything we see.

Like a phony TV screen, we can't be seen.
It's not you I love, it's your mind.

Living elephants can sit on ears.

I can't stand on my feet but can walk on my hands.

The butterflies cry blue and white skies.

All your faces start showing up in other races.

Are we all in different places?


 

Jonathan Billet - Junior

Dope's High - 1969


“Dope’s High – 1969”


Pin-wheeled eyes

Black skies.

Thought I died.

Cop knew what I was up to.

Red-shot eyes.

Scum’s skies.

Heroin highs.

Don’t laugh-it cries

Like all shit, it attracts flies.

Get dried, bent, and die.

Suck your toes.

Blow your nose.

Snot runs from it.

Like shit.

Zip your ass.

Hounds of hell pursue.

Don’t live a life of despair.

Smell God’s clean air.

Billet’s Nightmare Past
2011 – Summers’ Lat

Love Lost


“Love Lost”


My brother died in God’s tears.

Three days to this morning’s years.

In August rains.

I live with him in my soul.

Death took you, my brother.

Spring will last forever in your heart.

You and I will never part.

I stand alone but together with you.

Our tears cry for all the universe’s endless years.

My brother, you helped a friend last night.

He was really I.

All of the people of the world are really you, my beautiful brother.

I knelt down on the ground to pick you up.

God will protect us, my brother.


To A Brother
From J. Billet 

Friday, August 19, 2011

The Mitvoh's Bar Song

"The Mitvoh's Bar Song"

(To be sung without a key)

Baruch Ata Adonai. I thought I saw a see. I did see a saw Android Adanoi-Elohanu Shecked! No Speaka De Ingles. No Speaka Mas De Mas.  Tu Loco En Su Cabeza. Y Mi. Et Tu?  Pray to the big butterfly in the liquid blue sky.  Below us only green pastures of plenty.  Shalom!  Amen.

J. Billet's
Written On The 12th Anniversary Of His 2nd Birthday Party

Untyping Written Writing

"Untyping Written Writing"


I take away all the licenses from kids who run lemonade stands and support the bums who use squeegee sponges to wash dirty cars.  Smoke my cigar while eating caviar from a mayonnaise jar.  I am resting my head on a pillow and sun tanning myself on a bench in Westchester County.  My Mac was fried at McDonald's and I bumped into Harry Burrito on Chatsworth Avenue.  In the summertime heat I'm like a Polar Bear getting a chilly reception at all the ice cream shops in suburbia. I'm always running to the local bank to get my free supply of pens.  I love to flick my Bic, as I can't afford a Mont Blanc like all the big shot executives.


Oh me! Oh my! Come si, come รงa. Ra Ta, Ta.  God Ra!  How far do we go?  Let our garden grow! We're painting the sun just for fun.  Chair is picking at my rear and my nose is so red, it could explode.  Life is not to be taken seriously, but with a grain of pepper, which will make all the noses blow up.  Blow up in my face, then I'd be in another place in this outer space.  I hate the masters' race.  They have problems concentrating and belong in summer camps for the winter.


Doc, perform an anal-ectomy on my head and try to find a brain.  At vocational school I wanted to be a cowboy, a ship's captain, or an Indian chief.  I didn't know the difference and still can't understand it.  This life is like a libation in a movie's cartoon animation.  P.S. Don't try opening windows with bent forks.


Dedicated to Jake
From Jon Billet

Bent Space

"Bent Space"


Trying to share words.


Wooden nickels and plugged dimes.


Dignity is self-worth.


Give a sigh, as the money passes you by.


Live and let the world get its high!


Why die?


Fly by.


Fly high.


Fly on! Fly on! Turned on by the tapioca sky!


Like a sparrow, mark your trail.


Poet, write like a Van Gogh and read like an Edgar Allen Poe.


Twisted dace flowing out of its moving moment's space.


The mountainous heads geysers' water shoots every place!




By Rocktop Celeryhead
Alias J. Billet's

Jolly Folly


“Jolly Folly”


People can’t stand a living hell.

Some visit to stay.

Others never go away.

A new day has a stubborn way.

I can’t put my hands around the world’s head.

Would rather kiss you instead!

Sad world, shed your tears for me.

Thoughts we share grow.

Then they go.

New thoughts are really old.

Some are really quite bold.

Life’s a story I’m told.

Life and love don’t compare.

Believe me.

I’ve had my share.


By J. Billet

Sexy Poem That Doesn't Apply


"Sexy Poem That Doesn't Apply"


Blood Is Thicker Than Water Yet Thinner Then Ice.
Playing Spin The Tail On The Donkey.
"Never Kick My Gift Horse In His Teeth!"
Living On Lonely Saturday Afternoons.
I Live With Each Other Who Can't Get Their Rocks Off.
Big Breasts - Big Mouths.
Love Drinking Drinks On The Rocks.
Would Like To Go To Turtle Park With You On A Blind Date.
You Turn My Heart Upside Down.
Got Picked Up For Stealing Kisses And Impersonating An Officer.
Got To Get Out Smelling Salts When I'm With You.
Love You If You Love Me!
Reply Please.
I'm On My Knees.


Billet - Someday Soon

Written From An Aroma's Coffee Shop.

Parakeet Voice



"Parakeet Voice"

Busy catching a star in the town center in a snow's dream.

Giant Redwood Trees grow on Mars.

Taffy comes from the barrels of guns.

Hang around the orange juice bars.

Don't have to travel far from my assisted living room.

I suck out air inside a giant basketball.

You steal my raspberry smoothies from me.

We are all delegates from the Green People's Party.

I roasted Republican rednecks.

Doing my time with the sanitation crew.

Always listen to Rap N' Soul on my I-Pod.

Watch colors fly by in the western sky.

Went to Taos, New Mexico in a taxicab.

Fran San Cisco is so hilly that its bouncing cars' flying hubcaps may be hazardous to your health.

Streets are lined with gold and buildings are made of melted silver.

Platinum is 'Made In Zion Town.'

Discovered the cupcake shops, confectionary establishments, and ice cream factories of Auckland.

My Doctor used to visit me there.

Tinkerbell - Never grow up just glow up!


Billet Jon a.k.a. Donald Richard Weberman 

Morning's Dinner Served


"Morning's Dinner Served"

Walking past the pond and zoo, we swing on leather strapped seats in a yellow sunlight's park.
Sitting on a bench of steel and cement while sharing secret kisses and whispers in each other's ears.
A wooden, green painted seesaw is spotted and goes up and down, bumping our behinds in the dry sand.
Suddenly, a warm summer shower's rain covers our face, as the wet earth and the hot pavement's coolness dampens the air, filling our nostrils with green moisture.  Grey thunderclouds roll in and it pours.
We run away.

It’s dark out there in here.  I can see the dim lights disappear and hear the frosted rain against my blinded window panes.  I walk down my hall's stairs to the frigid white snow below.  The heavy, fast, flakes sting, making my
head and hands numb.  I can't feel my toes and my teeth begin to chatter quickly.  The snow is up to my knees and none of it has been cleared.  My lips and ears are turning colors and my face tingles in the winter
blizzard's freeze.  I am headed nowhere fast. 

John's Poem


"John's Poem"
A New Redo With A Different View -

Cigarette's, Coffee, And Chewing Gum.

Wearing A Different Crew Cut On My Head, A Fisherman's Cap, And Sunglasses Too.

New Beginnings Make Old Friends.

Sweet Ones Turn Into Each Other Like Run-On Streets.

As Do Paths of Never Ending Walked Nature Trails.

I Ain't Afraid Of The Dark Unless I'm Wearing Sunglasses On Sale.

Never Go Into A Crowded Theater Wearing Only Your Shades And Yell "Fire!"

Life Is My Only Desire!

I Got A Bagel Instead Of A Spare Tire.

When The Movie Lets Out The Sun Is Higher.

John, Your Work Is Like A Tightrope Wire.

Hard To Balance.

I Love The Way You Walk Through It With Your Feet.

I'd Have A Tantrum's Fit, In My Seat.

I Would Bang My Head On The Closest Street.

Couldn't Do What You Do And Few Do.


Billet's - Dedicated My Friend John M.

Incidences Coincidences: a New Version

"Incidences Coincidences"


If you fall on the ground - will it open up and fall on you?
If I give you a hand - can you give me a foot?
If you kiss the ground - will it kiss you back?
Spit on it?
If you throw out the garbage - will it throw you out?
If you fly on an airplane - will it fly on you?
If you eat a sandwich - will it eat you?
Swallow a cup of coffee or tea - will they swallow back?
Kill a person - will they kill you back?
Fall in love - does love fall for you?
Stop for a stop sign - does it stop for you?
Lie like a rug - will it lie like you?
Sit on a chair - will it sit on you?
Watch a movie - will it watch you?
Watch the television?
Turn off a television - will it turn you off?
Listen to the radio - will it listen back?
Quote a quote - will it quote you?
If a mosquito bites you in the arm - where do you bite back?
Someone hits you - do you hit back?
If you hit a wall - does it hit you back?
If you are living in a dream - is a dream alive in you?
Ignore the world - does it ignore you?
If a dog belongs to you - do you belong to it?
If you walk them - do they walk you?
Knock on wood!
Knock on a door?
Think of a thought - will it think of you?
If you turn on a light - will it turn you on?
If you smoke cigarettes - do they smoke you?
Write a letter - will it write you back?
If you travel to a distant planet - does it travel to you?
Move to a different place - does a different place move to you?
If you walk on Thursday afternoon - does Thursday afternoon walk on you?
Open a can of worms - does it open you up?
Libel someone - do they libel you?
If someone libels you - do you libel them?
Believe in something or somebody?
Slander or get slandered?
Fantasize about somebody?
Dream about a person?
Dream a dream?
Last forever - does forever last for you?
Last for a moment - does the moment last for you?
Wake up one morning - does it wake up for you?
Sleep one day at a time?
Miss a day - does the day miss you?
Hear a tree fall?
Listen to God?
Live in silence?
Live in noise - does it live in you?
If you stop thinking - does thinking stop?
If you're born - do you die?
If you die - are you born again?


Yes - no - No - yes  (Just remember a difference is sometimes different.)
By Anonymous Bosch alias Jonathan Billet
Sat. April 7, 2010

Monday, August 1, 2011

Study of a Stud

"Study of a Stud" 

My roommate at the boarding school I attended many years ago had all his teeth extracted after spooking a horse.  Always removing the "falsies" he wore. This character would show his toothless gums and reveal a protruding hole in his mouth.  This occurred every night before the lights were turned off by the dorm master.

The love of my life, whose name was Elana, asked me to go horseback riding years later.  I didn't know if I'd be more spooked than the horse, and refused. Elana was a lovely creature and well built like a beautiful chestnut mare.  We both had our own chipped tooth.  

To this day, I always speak with my mouth covering my teeth.  A real rift transpired while I was drunk on the telephone.  She didn't let that one go until our college years.  After I dropped out of college, we broke up.  Many years later, after messy divorces, we put our relationship to an end.

Doomed affairs of the heart afterwards, I am stuck with a woman that reminds me of my buddy from my academy days.  Flatter than a board and wears "falsies."

Messy affairs these lives are!

By Jonathan Bilet
alias Jonnie Goldprick

Counting My Trashiest Thoughts


"Counting My Trashiest Thoughts"


Popularity causes familiarity which breeds contempt.

There's no compliment one person can run by another like a flavorful favor.

It's hot down here!

All I need is a pitchfork to be "An American Gothic."

Seriously joshing you, "The Reichstag Is Burning!"

The Captain's lost contact with his crewmen.

Is life a problem's solution, a solution's problem, or neither?
Everybody is growing in despair.

Through my captivation, I find liberation.

You give love and it take away.

Love always supplies life.

Sunlight, keep my father's love away, so I may shed his saddest tears.

What am I?

God's ghost?

Need your love.

Love you God!


Love you, Jonathan Billet

Life's Row


"Life's Row"

People like objects have good and bad qualities.

Do good because they are recycled and are very lucrative to professors at colleges of mortuary sciences.

Speak nothing of upkeep and preparation for morticians and the grounds crews who make a fantastic living.

Ever see the sprinkler systems?

This is the life!

Busy being a member of this estate's cemetery.

Being housed in a suburbia full of comatose victims.

Making a killing rent free.

It beats being hungry and having nowhere to spend your times making a living scrounging for silver dimes.

This is Valhalla!


Dr. Sigmund Fudd M.D. alias Edgar Allen Pooh
alias J.B. Billet

Ximena


"Ximena"


Ximena, come with me to a new place in your mind's space.

You've been around my world to the hottest and coolest places.

You dig my shades almost as much as I dig the love in your eyes.

To me you’re a starlit, starlet, starling in night skies.

You're the Gem of My R.E.M.

I'm the lit up Lemur in yellow infrared lights.

You’re my missing link.

Watch the film with your own eyes at ten on the Fox news video screen.

Take me to the island of Yak.

The money is made out of rock.

Come with me to The Blue Mountains.

See The Pacific's Hawksbills dance to a new beat.

Look into my shades and see what I see in yours.

Ximena -

Will you?

Won't you?

Do you?

Don't you?

Love Me Now And Forever More.


By  Jonathan Billet 

Georgeous Georgie

"For Georgeous Georgie"


Stuck to the edge of airy, empty, space.

Trying to make a living in a musical chair's rat race.

Life is like a pair of aces in this card's poker face.

Could be at a bad place so please ride at the slower pace.

Family jelly is feeding my belly on cactus' dry tea.

I swim in a desert oasis sea.

A beautiful place to be.

But nothing is free, not even air.

From me to you, it doesn't compare.

We are only a few.

I'm not worthy of you.

Don't know what to do!

What's your view?

Are we all part of the savant-garde?

Jonathan Billet

Sleep Nighter's Walk


"Sleep Nighter's Walk"


I Dream In My Sleep And Sleep In My Dream.

Snore Out Loud.

Live On Jelly Farms.

Dropped Out Of The Delivery Room.

Graduated From U. Of Existence.

Listen To Pink Freud.

Do My Nails With A Guillotine Clipper.

The Hair's Lawn.

Rolling On My Toilet Papers.

Met Mike Edwards During One Of The Jam Sessions.

Went On The Million Mile Fast.

"May The Road Rise To Greet You!"

Toast To Water Until It Comes Out Of Your Head.

Business Is Doing Bad Business.

Phonier Then A $4.00 Bill.

Meet You In Warm Springs, California.

A New Beginning Is Just Ending!

Try To Keep This A Secret Poem.

Never Shown.

Just Like You.


Love Jonathan