Incidences Coincidences: a New Version

"Incidences Coincidences"

If you fall on the ground - will it open up and fall on you?
If I give you a hand - can you give me a foot?
If you kiss the ground - will it kiss you back?
Spit on it?
If you throw out the garbage - will it throw you out?
If you fly on an airplane - will it fly on you?
If you eat a sandwich - will it eat you?
Swallow a cup of coffee or tea - will they swallow back?
Kill a person - will they kill you back?
Fall in love - does love fall for you?
Stop for a stop sign - does it stop for you?
Lie like a rug - will it lie like you?
Sit on a chair - will it sit on you?
Watch a movie - will it watch you?
Watch the television?
Turn off a television - will it turn you off?
Listen to the radio - will it listen back?
Quote a quote - will it quote you?
If a mosquito bites you in the arm - where do you bite back?
Someone hits you - do you hit back?
If you hit a wall - does it hit you back?
If you are living in a dream - is a dream alive in you?
Ignore the world - does it ignore you?
If a dog belongs to you - do you belong to it?
If you walk them - do they walk you?
Knock on wood!
Knock on a door?
Think of a thought - will it think of you?
If you turn on a light - will it turn you on?
If you smoke cigarettes - do they smoke you?
Write a letter - will it write you back?
If you travel to a distant planet - does it travel to you?
Move to a different place - does a different place move to you?
If you walk on Thursday afternoon - does Thursday afternoon walk on you?
Open a can of worms - does it open you up?
Libel someone - do they libel you?
If someone libels you - do you libel them?
Believe in something or somebody?
Slander or get slandered?
Fantasize about somebody?
Dream about a person?
Dream a dream?
Last forever - does forever last for you?
Last for a moment - does the moment last for you?
Wake up one morning - does it wake up for you?
Sleep one day at a time?
Miss a day - does the day miss you?
Hear a tree fall?
Listen to God?
Live in silence?
Live in noise - does it live in you?
If you stop thinking - does thinking stop?
If you're born - do you die?
If you die - are you born again?


Yes - no - No - yes  (Just remember a difference is sometimes different.)

By Anonymous Bosch alias Jonathan Billet
Sat. April 7, 2010