Saturday, January 28, 2012

Little Lloyd Fonterloy


"Little Lloyd Fonterloy"

Mr. Manny Or Lloyd or whoever.

Are you a "pansy who sells flowers?"

A "made" member of the Junior Cosa Nostra?

You drive in a bug and listen to "After Bathing At Baxters."

It's never too late.

You hung around the Fillmore's Scarsdale High School.

Taking photos with Cher.

A child of The Merry Gangsters.

Where did you pick up your I.D.?

At Starbuck's?

I saw you at the bar on Central Avenue with the pinball machine and junkies.

What about that phony Miami Suntan you got in a clam box?

You know the one with the microwave gamma rays.

Where were you "made?"

In Taiwan?

By the Chinese underground?

You were in the Bee 3.

You could have been a "Beedle Contender."

Your claim to fame is you arrived from Miami.

You are really a Scarsdale local boy who's dealing with suburbia.

Why don't you go back to directing traffic in parking lots?

By the way, Lloyd and Frank were really Bob's rats.

Jonny you are really full of it!

J.Billet's

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