"Alcoholic Ominous"
Sadly, some people belong to "Alchoholic R' Us."
God's sweet songs are all sober.
It's always just a little extra.
A good car crash is what the boozer enjoys.
It's tougher to drive sober than drunk.
Alcohol shouts mirth but ends up in depression.
The alcoholic needs to think he is sober when drunk, but really isn't thinking at all.
Life is much more sober than alcohol.
Ten is the altitude of their choice.
The alcoholic will make every excuse when they don't exist.
Every sober person needs sustenance, sun, and sleep.
The alcoholic needs his bottle to pacify.
They make flip tops or funny lids for alcohol.
The green tea makes me flip my lid's id.
You can't put out a flame with alcohol in the brain, only start a fire.
Alcoholics are manic maniacs.
Alcoholics drink instead of eating.
Their food is booze.
The drunk hide their shame.
Life is a reality's hangover.
A drink to drugs and death!
Livers swell and drunks smell. "Don't drink - Stay alive!"
“Please!”
When was the last time you heard a drunk make any sense when drunk?
About anything or everything?
The greatest gift God gave us when we were born was our sobriety.
Inhibition is shame but exhibition is alcohol's game.
The world isn't drunk, just beautifully stewed.
3 is the last letter of the alphabet to a drunk.
They drink numberered alphabet soup.
J. Billet's 02/22/12
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