Monday, March 12, 2012

To Whom It May Concern


TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:




WE ARE A MENTALLY ILL PATIENTS GROUP OF CITIZENS AGAINST THE WARS.  A NON-FOR-PROFIT, COMMON DENOMINATION, LOOSELY ORGANIZED, SENSELESS ORGANIZATION.  WE ARE AGAINST ALL WARS, RIGHT OR WRONG, TRUE OR FALSE, REAL OR IMAGINED.  WE ARE LIKE THE QUAKERS BUT WE ABSTAIN FROM THE OATS.  WE ARE DISORGANIZED AND VERY INFILITRATED.  WE ARE SPIES FOR THE F.B.I.'S.  WE ARE YUPPIES, YIPPIES, HIPPIES, AND FLAPPERS, TURTLE SNAPPERS AND HAND CLAPPERS.  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS USE YOUR MIND ONCE IN A LIFETIME --------- BE A MEMBER OF "THE DEAD BEAT'S POETRY SOCIETY."  DON'T BUG OUR PHONES, WE'LL BUG YOURS.  OUR MOTTO IS "BE A PHONY."  FOOL EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF BY NOT VOTING.  BE A PART OF THE SILENT MAJORITY.  I MEAN THE
REAL MAJORITY OF OUR COUNTRY, THE DEARLY DEPARTED.  ALL TOU HAVE TO DO IS STICK YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER UP YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL TO JOIN - CONTACT US AT: MASTER@THE.DUNGEON.COM



1.  JONNIE GOLDPRICK
2.  ANONYMOUS BOSCH
A.  RALPH NADELL
C.  DELLA STREEP
D.  LT. OHURU
G.  COL. SCHULTZ
3.  McARTHUR DOUGLAS
4.  WALT JACKASS
5.  COL. CORN FLAKE
6.  DAVID JONES
7.  PORKY PIG
0.  GRANDFATHER CLOCK
WE ARE BOARD CERTIFIED KOSHER RABBI PSYCHOLOGISTS UNDER
DIRECT SUPERVISION OF
DR. SIGMUND F. FUDD M.D. F.A.C.S.
N.Y. STATE PRACTICING PHYSICIANS

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