“THE BURPEES”
YOU CAN CONTRACT BURPIES. THEY ARE LIKE THE HICCUPS
IN THAT THEY YOU CAN’T GET RID OF THEM. LIKE YAWNS
THEY ARE CONTAGIOUS. THEY SPREAD AND REPEAT THEMSELVES.
THE BURPPIES ARE A CATASTROPIC AND A NEWLY TRANSMITTED
RARE DISEASE. PLEASE DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH ANYONE
WHO IS A CARRIER OF THIS DANGEROUSLY INFECTIOUS DISEASE.
SINCERELY,
ELMER J. FUDD – M.D. F.A.C.S.
SURGEON GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES
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