Caffeinated Disasters

"Caffeinated Disasters"

The weather broadcaster was as forecaster of disaster. He said there was supposed to be a thunderstorm in my shower for an hour. He was absolutely incorrect. I took a bath in my shower while imbibing on iced tea and brandy.

The Chinese sent sent a space capsule to the moon by reverse osmosis. The Chinese ozmanauts discovered the moon was really made of green cheese. They sent it back down to earth by osmosis where it was exported to Korea and put in giant blenders. It turned into a milky liquid then was freeze dried in vats made of copper. The final step was to dump it into packets. This was done by robot machinery. It was then sent to America where it was called, "Lipton's Tea."

In Africa elephant dung is put into humongous cauldrons and boiled while the local shaman says a prayer over them. When the excrement is dry it is cut into beans. Then it is put into coffee grinders and made into black African coffee and is considered a worldwide delicacy.

By Jonathan Billet 09.11.2014