Makin' Bacon

                             "Makin' Bacon"

Dear Rebbe Shira,

Not only am I fakin' but I eat bacon. Love its salty taste

and the grease it's made up of.  I'm so full of it that it floats

out of my mouth.  Don't like pastrami but I love a good 

salami.  Tell the judge I don't plead innocence, only ignorance

or bliss.  For after all, ignorance is bliss.  Now that I can't

plead poverty I'll have to plead ignorance.  What one wears

around his neck or head's face can't make or break a person.

Just like what they wear on their heads.  What genius said, "You

can't judge a book by its cover?"  It's the fine print you have to

read, if it makes any sense at all!!!...  READ MY FINE PRINT!  I 

PLEAD INNOCENCE TO THE TRULY GUILTY ONES.  AFTER ALL

WE ARE ALL CHILDREN IN GOD'S INNOCENT EYES.  GOD NEVER

LIES. WE PRETEND NOT TO.  IT'S JUST A STORY THAT CAN

SOMETIMES BE GORY.  IT'S JUST MOURNING FOR GLORY.

By Jon Billet 04.18.2015