Incidences Coincidences: a New Version

"Incidences Coincidences"

If you fall on the ground - will it open up and fall on you?
If I give you a hand - can you give me a foot?
If you kiss the ground - will it kiss you back?
Spit on it?
If you throw out the garbage - will it throw you out?
If you fly on an airplane - will it fly on you?
If you eat a sandwich - will it eat you?
Swallow a cup of coffee or tea - will they swallow back?
Kill a person - will they kill you back?
Fall in love - does love fall for you?
Stop for a stop sign - does it stop for you?
Lie like a rug - will it lie like you?
Sit on a chair - will it sit on you?
Watch a movie - will it watch you?
Watch the television?
Turn off a television - will it turn you off?
Listen to the radio - will it listen back?
Quote a quote - will it quote you?
If a mosquito bites you in the arm - where do you bite back?
Someone hits you - do you hit back?
If you hit a wall - does it hit you back?
If you are living in a dream - is a dream alive in you?
Ignore the world - does it ignore you?
If a dog belongs to you - do you belong to it?
If you walk them - do they walk you?
Knock on wood!
Knock on a door?
Think of a thought - will it think of you?
If you turn on a light - will it turn you on?
If you smoke cigarettes - do they smoke you?
Write a letter - will it write you back?
If you travel to a distant planet - does it travel to you?
Move to a different place - does a different place move to you?
If you walk on Thursday afternoon - does Thursday afternoon walk on you?
Open a can of worms - does it open you up?
Libel someone - do they libel you?
If someone libels you - do you libel them?
Believe in something or somebody?
Slander or get slandered?
Fantasize about somebody?
Dream about a person?
Dream a dream?
Last forever - does forever last for you?
Last for a moment - does the moment last for you?
Wake up one morning - does it wake up for you?
Sleep one day at a time?
Miss a day - does the day miss you?
Hear a tree fall?
Listen to God?
Live in silence?
Live in noise - does it live in you?
If you stop thinking - does thinking stop?
If you're born - do you die?
If you die - are you born again?


Yes - no - No - yes  (Just remember a difference is sometimes different.)

By Anonymous Bosch alias Jonathan Billet
Sat. April 7, 2010

Study of a Stud

"Study of a Stud" 

My roommate at the boarding school I attended many years ago had all his teeth extracted after spooking a horse.  Always removing the "falsies" he wore. This character would show his toothless gums and reveal a protruding hole in his mouth.  This occurred every night before the lights were turned off by the dorm master.

The love of my life, whose name was Elana, asked me to go horseback riding years later.  I didn't know if I'd be more spooked than the horse, and refused. Elana was a lovely creature and well built like a beautiful chestnut mare.  We both had our own chipped tooth.  

To this day, I always speak with my mouth covering my teeth.  A real rift transpired while I was drunk on the telephone.  She didn't let that one go until our college years.  After I dropped out of college, we broke up.  Many years later, after messy divorces, we put our relationship to an end.

Doomed affairs of the heart afterwards, I am stuck with a woman that reminds me of my buddy from my academy days.  Flatter than a board and wears "falsies."

Messy affairs these lives are!

By Jonathan Bilet
alias Jonnie Goldprick

Counting My Trashiest Thoughts

"Counting My Trashiest Thoughts"

Popularity causes familiarity which breeds contempt.

There's no compliment one person can run by another like a flavorful favor.

It's hot down here!

All I need is a pitchfork to be "An American Gothic."

Seriously joshing you, "The Reichstag Is Burning!"

The Captain's lost contact with his crewmen.

Is life a problem's solution, a solution's problem, or neither?

Everybody is growing in despair.

Through my captivation, I find liberation.

You give love and it take away.

Love always supplies life.

Sunlight, keep my father's love away, so I may shed his saddest tears.

What am I?

God's ghost?

Need your love.

Love you God!


Love you, Jonathan Billet

Life's Row

"Life's Row"

People like objects have good and bad qualities.

Do good because they are recycled and are very lucrative to professors at colleges of mortuary sciences.

Speak nothing of upkeep and preparation for morticians and the grounds crews who make a fantastic living.

Ever see the sprinkler systems?

This is the life!

Busy being a member of this estate's cemetery.

Being housed in a suburbia full of comatose victims.

Making a killing rent free.

It beats being hungry and having nowhere to spend your times making a living scrounging for silver dimes.

This is Valhalla!


Dr. Sigmund Fudd M.D. alias Edgar Allen Pooh
alias J.B. Billet

Ximena

"Ximena"


Ximena, come with me to a new place in your mind's space.

You've been around my world to the hottest and coolest places.

You dig my shades almost as much as I dig the love in your eyes.

To me you’re a starlit, starlet, starling in night skies.

You're the Gem of My R.E.M.

I'm the lit up Lemur in yellow infrared lights.

You’re my missing link.

Watch the film with your own eyes at ten on the Fox news video screen.

Take me to the island of Yak.

The money is made out of rock.

Come with me to The Blue Mountains.

See The Pacific's Hawksbills dance to a new beat.

Look into my shades and see what I see in yours.

Ximena -

Will you?

Won't you?

Do you?

Don't you?

Love Me Now And Forever More.


By  Jonathan Billet 

Georgeous Georgie

"For Georgeous Georgie"


Stuck to the edge of airy, empty, space.

Trying to make a living in a musical chair's rat race.

Life is like a pair of aces in this card's poker face.

Could be at a bad place so please ride at the slower pace.

Family jelly is feeding my belly on cactus' dry tea.

I swim in a desert oasis sea.

A beautiful place to be.

But nothing is free, not even air.

From me to you, it doesn't compare.

We are only a few.

I'm not worthy of you.

Don't know what to do!

What's your view?

Are we all part of the savant-garde?

Jonathan Billet

Sleep Nighter's Walk

"Sleep Nighter's Walk"


I Dream In My Sleep And Sleep In My Dream.

Snore Out Loud.

Live On Jelly Farms.

Dropped Out Of The Delivery Room.

Graduated From U. Of Existence.

Listen To Pink Freud.

Do My Nails With A Guillotine Clipper.

The Hair's Lawn.

Rolling On My Toilet Papers.

Met Mike Edwards During One Of The Jam Sessions.

Went On The Million Mile Fast.

"May The Road Rise To Greet You!"

Toast To Water Until It Comes Out Of Your Head.

Business Is Doing Bad Business.

Phonier Then A $4.00 Bill.

Meet You In Warm Springs, California.

A New Beginning Is Just Ending!

Try To Keep This A Secret Poem.

Never Shown.

Just Like You.


Love Jonathan