Thursday, April 26, 2012

World's Great Man


"WORLD’S GREAT MAN"


WELL MAYBE HE WASN'T THE GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD, BUT HE PUT UP
A PRETTY GOOD FIGHT!  STINKY BILLET SAYS THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE OF RAIN TOMORROW.  HE TRIED E-MAILING YOU THE DETAILS IN "CHANCES ARE."  HE WAS NEVER VERY GOOD WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR MATHEMATICS ANYHOW.  REMEMBER HOW HE TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS RAINY DAYS AT THE LAZY, LOUSED UP, LIBRARY?  B4 THERE WERE INTERNET BASES AND THE WAY HE THOUGHT NAFTA WOULD LOUSE UP THE COUNTRY?  NOW HE'S SWEARING IF THINGS GET REALLY BAD, THE TEAMSTERS MAY FUCK UP THE PORTS OF NO RETURN?  WELL, YOU CAN'T LOSE WITH LOSERS - UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE AMONG THE VERY FEW WHO ARE.  


LOVE, A LOST STRANGER NAMED STINKY WHO'S GOT ITCHY EYEBALLS AND SMELLY TOES.  SWEARS THEY'LL GET THEIRS YET!  NEEDLES KILL.

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