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ANDY, TELL ME I'M WRONG AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG.

A LOVEY, DOVEY, SONG OF SIXPENCE.

WHY USE TOOLS WHEN THERE ARE MANY SCHOOLS TO USE INSTEAD?

BETTER NOT LOUSE UP YOUR HEAD, IF YOU'RE IN BED, DREAMING YOU'RE DEAD.

SAID THE SAINT, WEARING A HALO AROUND HIS NECK.

HE'S NOT DEALING WITH A FULL DECK.

THAT'S MY LEGAL GUARDIAN NAMED STEVE AND I WANT HIM TO LEAVE.

NOT MISLEAD AND DECIEVE.

I WANT HIM TO RECIEVE ALL THE GARBAGE HE GIVES TO ME.

HE SEEMS TO CAUSE ALL MY WORST DREAMS.

I CAN'T HEAR HIS LOUD SCREAMS.

WHEN HE NEEDS HELP.

HE STARTS TO YELP LIKE A HURT DOG.

DIRTY OLD DOG THAT HE IS!

DO I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A QUIZ ON WHAT IT IS THAT GETS HIM ANNOYED?

IT'S HIM!

MY GUARDIAN HAS ALL MY MONEY.

MORE THAN ENOUGH TO PUBLISH ME!

BY JONATHAN BILLET
ON FRIDAY THE 07th - SEPTEMBER 2012.