The Culinary Dictator

"The Culinary Dictator"

I know what you're up to.

You worked with the culinary cuisine and pastry scene at the C.I.A.

Making secret formulas at your own convenience.

Ignoring all norms and standards set forth by F.D.A. and the F.D.I.C.

You were an agent for The Federal Reserve Bank.

A big shot at The R.N.C. and The D.N.C.

Cooking to your liking at the White House's catered banquets. 

You put half the White House staff on permanent leave.

Threatening to impeach the President for having an enlarged tush.

Cleaning toilets in the executive washrooms.

You worked for many Kings and Princes of Far Eastern Empires.

A perpetrator of The Great Pillow Fights in San Francisco.

Confident of the Marcos' family and a comrade to Fidel Castro.

You burned draft cards in the 60's and was labeled subversive in the 50's.

Your checkered past is the present's norm.

Mickey Walsh, you know you are a mensch.   

By Jon Billet - 03.10.14.