"Wearing Diapers"
Charles
Colson was the special counsel to President Nixon.
A caption
that he had hanging on his wall in a cartoon read,
"When
you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds
will
follow."
I was
listening to a talk show host ranting and raving about
these
Arabs who go around wearing diapers on their heads.
This gave
me an idea for a photo of myself with underwear
on my
head. I wrapped a pair of briefs
around my head to
look like
a turban. Then I held a toilet
plunger in my hands
in a
threatening manner. A photo was
taken of me with an
eye patch
and wearing the other articles of clothing by the
Duddettes. It was posted on my facebook page.
So now I
was the only Jewish Arab stereotype on the internet.
Remember
that the politicians clean the executive toilets.
That way
you'll be able to go into business and make your
millions
before your twenty-one years of age.
Just stay for
four
years at the college of your choice as long as it has an
Ivy
League logo. Then join a promising
hedge fund asset
company.
I always
wanted to be the Rush Limbaugh of radio's new
left. Leftist radio was always in
competition with the far
right. Take Billy Sunday and Abbie
Hoffman. W.B.A.I. vs.
W.A.B.C.
I voted
for Porky Pig and Grandfather Clock in the last two
Presidential
elections. Enough about me. What about you?
My
facebook page is Jonathan Billet!
By Jon
Billet 12.30.14.
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