"Einstein's Epitaph"
I still survive in apartment #5.
Unlike the rest of the world, trying to stay alive.
Assorted fruits and nuts in the vegetable patch.
What we don't know may hurt us.
Coming down with a cold is not as anything like coming up with a idea.
Had eggs for breakfast, a cough for lunch, and my lover for dinner.
Can't see the difference between a highway and a byway.
Like horizontal and vertical parallel lines, they never intersect.
Never was interested in the circumference of a circle.
Or the right angles of an isosceles triangle.
All 3 are square.
Babies may cry but dogs don't talk.
Babies, like dogs, walk on all fours.
Unlike dogs they suck on pacifiers.
The cat's meow!
People still don't eat dog food.
Doggies and cats eat gourmet pet food anyway.
You don't have to be an genius to write a good line.
By Jonathan Billet 05/22/13
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