Al-Queda

DEAR DUDETTE,

I PLAYED BASKETBALL ON THE AL-QUEDA ALL-STAR

TEAM.  WE ARE CURRENTLY #16 ON THE CIRCUIT OF

LOSERS.  WHEN WE WIN A GAME WE GET TO MURDER

3 HOSTAGES WHEN WE LOSE 20 OF US GO BEFORE AN

AMERICAN FIRING SQUAD.

          ALL MY LOVE-JON