A Flipped Wig

"A Flipped Wig"




I lost my father's hair and picked up my mother's mustache.

I walked to my local barbershop and got my beard shaved off.


Now I wear a Beatles wig over my head.


It's contagious and now there's tons of lost hair all over the world.


With nobody to wear it.


It's all right, the world's people will have to go bald.


Until I can grow my hair back.



Using my montblanc pen.

I write about the hairy bears.

Seen outside my den's window.

Opposite the world's baldness.



My hair is falling all over the floor.


I'm growing out of balding, with follicle tonic #4.


When my hair grows back, the world will be hairy forevermore.



Jon Billet To Andrea Dish - 01.08.16