Sunday, August 19, 2012

Psychologically Speaking


"PSYCHOLOGICALLY SPEAKING"

DEAREST A.D.:
I WENT TO MY SHRINK WHO HAS A COLLECTION OF SHRUKEN HEADS
ON HER OFFICE DESK.  HE AND ALL THE OTHER SHRINKS HAVE TO TAKE
PLENTY OF SHIT IN THEIR FIELD.  THEY ALL HAVE GREEN PASTURES IN
THEIR HEADS AND OUT IN THE FIELD TO KEEP THEM SANE.  THEY ALWAYS
HAVE TO KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY SO THEY CAN REACH AN AGREEMENT
OUT IN THE FIELD.  THEY'RE ALWAYS AWARE OF ANY POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS
FROM THEIR MEDICATIONS.

BY JONATHAN BILLET IN AUGUST'S HEAT

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