Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Spotted Dick

"Spotted Dick"


Is Spotted Dick the name of a dildo or a common dish in England?

It is a kind of canker sore.

Caused by African mosquitoes or ones from Ecuador's capitol called Quito.

The Quito mosquito only stings during an Ecuadorian eclipse of the sun.

The cooler weather brings them out in droves.

Orange tree groves will also bring out Quito's mosquitoes.

I'm sure you never got bit by the Ecuadorian mosquito because they cause wanker sores.


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By Jonathan Billet.-.12.06.2014

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